PLetc

Nous sommes tous des farceurs : nous survivons à nos problèmes.

CIORAN.

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FINALLY,

here I am, with a new journal? WHAT ? WHY FOR ? - Many reasons.

First of all, I wanted to spam you with bacon and sausages and spam.

Secondly, Got to be a joker 'casue he's so hard to please: I needed to thank a mysterious man from the enchanted woods of the dreamy Shangaï... His name is 7azma !! Thank you, my handsome friend *rawr* ().

Okay, just click on his icon, then, as the link is white. Err.



Once again, 7azma ! Guess what, he just gave me a 3 months premium membership. A gift. Vintage beahaviour, human behaviour, in our dark and hard times... So, I said SO, you just NEED TO and HAVE TO and MUST check his account !









BUT you can also come to Toulouse to drink something with us or eat us, or... I don't know, anything, annoy LittleValentia, love sounchy, kiss krackl3, ... .

Or help 7azma found somewhere to live.

Or ask Neurasthenique her name !

Or just play MASWANA with Nemo-Corp !

Invisible people... Just click ! Click ! Click ! Tic.

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And of course, some inspiration:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ654L… (Howling wolf)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=orNpH6… (Screamin Jay Hawkins)

And friends: and my dear Octopus.

Well, just... See you.

And yes, I don't know how to change the title. !

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According to Morlock, I need to update my journal. So here I am, updating. Here we go.
No, nothing new, not even the things written, just a single date.


Now... ...and then...

So, forced me to do this !

Yes, people tend to force me a little too much these weeks.

"
1) Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag three people.
4) feel free to add some questions of your own.
"

So, I chose Anonyme V !

1) What gender are you?
I think Anonyme V is a male, he is always referred as "il" (he). But we never know.

2) What is your age?
He was here before you and before me, though he was never born and never will he be.

3)Do you want a hug?
Anonyme V lives in a world of violence and hate. He does not believe in love.

4)Do you have any bad habits?
Walking and being.

5)What is your favorite food?
Life an death. Anonyme V's food is everything.

6)What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
He walks on ice.

7)Are you a virgin?
Of course, he is.

8)Have you killed anyone?
He tries to avoid being killed; but in the end, you know he will always be.

9)Do you hate anyone?
Everybody, especially himself.

10)Do you have any secrets?
Of course he has, but everybody knows them.

11)What is your favorite season?
There are no seasons in his world. Suspended in time, in a world in suspension.

12)Who are your best friends?
There's nobody except himself.

13)Do you have a best friend?
Op. cit.

14)What are your hobbies?
Reenacting Via Dolorosa.

15)What is your favorite drink?
Filthy water.

16)How come your name?
I am the fifth one.

17)Are you nice or mean?
I don't know, the Old man will tell you.

18)What do you think of your creator?
Anonyme V never was created, he created himself, though he knows he doesn't have this power.

19)What is your weakness?
Everything. But you are his weakness, because you keep trying to stalk him.

20)Do you love someone?
He loves love.

21)Does that person love you back?
Loves hates Anonyme V.

22)Large or small family?
Who knows ? That's why he's called Anonyme.

23)Who are your parents?
Op. cit.

24)Which of your parents do you look more like?
Who knows ?

25)Do you have a job?
No, there are no sunch things in ly world.

26)Do you have a favourite thing?
Anonyme V has no feelings. He is ruled by the world.

27)Am I annoying you?
No, you know I am.

28)Are you single?
I already told you there was noone else.

29)Do you like Llamas?
He will tell you later.

30)Your favourite sentence?
Gna, gna, gna, I hate copying and pasting.

31)Are you gay?
Not very cheerful, sorry.

32)Is he ?
Yes, unfortunately, he already is.

That's it, I think







So this is Christmas, and my second premium day and it is the first time I use a journal skin.

EDIT: Now it is reallyChristmas and not my second premium day anymore. Yeah, I'm rich.

Nah, it's summer now !


As it was only to try I don't know what to say. And I didn't have any idea for the title. You might have noticed, eh ?

Never mind, I'll tell you later. You can stay over here while waiting. Will be better like this.

Spoiler: I'll edit this fantastic journal.
Yes, now it's done, finally.
And now again !



This is a second part. Where I can tell you all kind of things. I can.



They won't bite you ! (at least not all of them )

*
Enjoys bread sculptures and bolt piling clubs ! However, I think that account of drawings, paintings and beautiful poetry hides the famous masked whistler...


*
Blood, snails, and other monsters.
Seriously, take a look at her portrait gallery.


Black, grey, tombs, death, and everything cheerful. But graveyard shots can be beautiful, you know ? Hey, it's true... Even if you can't hear her speaking...  

*
Screens, mouses, keyboards, and also computers. Oh, and Rum. The famous minstrel, one day he'll show you his whole drawing notebook... !
And, of course, sheep...

*
Like Mirving said in one of her previous journals, he one day murdered his neighbour with a plastic axe. So don't get to close... However, ever seen punkish digital art ? You must take a look at it ! And of course, let's save the forest...

*
Never mind what's he's trying to say, just check the beautiful paintings ! His crazy surrealist works will carry you beyond the boundaries of reason and senses.  
But he's also a .


. And Brittany ! Why always staying in the rain ?


What can I add to ? Oh, do not feed him.


Already canned a few times. She's not a , even if she wants you to think so... Even though she lives in Switzerland...  


She's a zombie marmot... But marvelously sadistic, and that's great... But still a child...

but also...

*
But, how could I omit C ? Read, and look, he will maybe takl about Togo... We ought to go...


Wonderful ideas perfectly executed. Too bad a simple picture can't really show what his art must be in reality. Imagine something done by him and krackle !


Don't feed her either... But you can spam her.

*
He lives in Toulouse ! ... But please, don't ask him to tell you a joke... Well, you can, you can... He may show you how China is, Shangaï...

*
Don't frighten nor bully her... (well, not always...). "the rain must fall" ? Um.


Even if he sometimes drinks too much and worships cthulhu, he's not a bad guy after all, only
microscopic.


He escaped the abyss of hell to come back to humanity.



Guess what, this is a third part thas has now become the fourth one.



Groups !





N'oubliez pas de venir sur le tchat de la FrencCo !




deviantID

Current Residence:
In a small hut, in the heart of the Argonnes' forest.

Interests:
Everything, except some.

Favourite bands or musicians (many...) :
The Beatles, The Doors, Syd Barrett, The Beach Boys, Bob Dylan, Voltaire, Hendrix, Bauhaus, ...

Favourite genre of music:
Classical , Rock, Metal (except Death Metal or this kind of thing we obviously can't call music), ... But also some Jazz or French or Italian popular music .
And yes, Krackle, I also like country music.

Favourite poet or writer:
E.M. Cioran, M. Leblanc, E.A. Poe, A. Artaud, P. Souvestre, Lautréamont, Villiers de l'Isle Adam, J. Moréas, J.K. Huysmans, Barbey d'Aurevilly...

Favourite photographer:
Don't know, so let's say me.

Favourite style of art:
As long as I like it.

Operating System:
Windows Vista AND ALSO WINDOWS XP NOW THAT'S AMAZING !

MP3 player of choice:
Archos 605

Favourite game:
Moria 2, Empire Earth, Total War series...

Favourite gaming platform:
Computer

Favourite cartoon character:
Uncle Scrooge and all Uncle Carl's (and Keno's) characters in general.

Personal Quote:
Em... Who... are... you ?

Tools of the Trade:
Pencil, Camera, The Gimp (sometimes).



And here's a dedication I got.

According to Morlock, I need to update my journal. So here I am, updating. Here we go.
No, nothing new, not even the things written, just a single date.


Now...

So, forced me to do this !

"
1) Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag three people.
4) feel free to add some questions of your own.
"

So, I chose Anonyme V !

1) What gender are you?
I think Anonyme V is a male, he is always referred as "il" (he). But we never know.

2) What is your age?
He was here before you and before me, though he was never born and never will he be.

3)Do you want a hug?
Anonyme V lives in a world of violence and hate. He does not believe in love.

4)Do you have any bad habits?
Walking and being.

5)What is your favorite food?
Life an death. Anonyme V's food is everything.

6)What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
He walks on ice.

7)Are you a virgin?
Of course, he is.

8)Have you killed anyone?
He tries to avoid being killed; but in the end, you know he will always be.

9)Do you hate anyone?
Everybody, especially himself.

10)Do you have any secrets?
Of course he has, but everybody knows them.

11)What is your favorite season?
There are no seasons in his world. Suspended in time, in a world in suspension.

12)Who are your best friends?
There's nobody except himself.

13)Do you have a best friend?
Op. cit.

14)What are your hobbies?
Reenacting Via Dolorosa.

15)What is your favorite drink?
Filthy water.

16)How come your name?
I am the fifth one.

17)Are you nice or mean?
I don't know, the Old man will tell you.

18)What do you think of your creator?
Anonyme V never was created, he created himself, though he knows he doesn't have this power.

19)What is your weakness?
Everything. But you are his weakness, because you keep trying to stalk him.

20)Do you love someone?
He loves love.

21)Does that person love you back?
Loves hates Anonyme V.

22)Large or small family?
Who knows ? That's why he's called Anonyme.

23)Who are your parents?
Op. cit.

24)Which of your parents do you look more like?
Who knows ?

25)Do you have a job?
No, there are no sunch things in ly world.

26)Do you have a favourite thing?
Anonyme V has no feelings. He is ruled by the world.

27)Am I annoying you?
No, you know I am.

28)Are you single?
I already told you there was noone else.

29)Do you like Llamas?
He will tell you later.

30)Your favourite sentence?
"You will die anyway. So, try to die with honour."

31)Are you gay?
Not very cheerful, sorry.

32)Is he ?
Yes, unfortunately, he already is.

That's it, I think







So this is Christmas, and my second premium day and it is the first time I use a journal skin.

EDIT: Now it is reallyChristmas and not my second premium day anymore. Yeah, I'm rich.


As it was only to try I don't know what to say. And I didn't have any idea for the title. You might have noticed, eh ?

Never mind, I'll tell you later. You can stay over here while waiting. Will be better like this.

Spoiler: I'll edit this fantastic journal.
Yes, now it's done, finally.



This is a second part. Where I can tell you all kind of things. I can.



They won't bite you ! (at least not all of them )

*
Enjoys bread sculptures and bolt piling clubs ! However, I think that account of drawings, paintings and beautiful poetry hides the famous masked whistler...


*
Blood, snails, and other monsters.
Seriously, take a look at her portrait gallery.


Black, grey, tombs, death, and everything cheerful. But graveyard shots can be beautiful, you know ? Hey, it's true... Even if you can't hear her speaking...  

*
Screens, mouses, keyboards, and also computers. Oh, and Rum. The famous minstrel, one day he'll show you his whole drawing notebook... !
And, of course, sheep...

*
Like Mirving said in one of her previous journals, he one day murdered his neighbour with a plastic axe. So don't get to close... However, ever seen punkish digital art ? You must take a look at it ! And of course, let's save the forest...

*
Never mind what's he's trying to say, just check the beautiful paintings ! His crazy surrealist works will carry you beyond the boundaries of reason and senses.  
But he's also a .


. And Brittany ! Why always staying in the rain ?


What can I add to ? Oh, do not feed him.


Already canned a few times. She's not a , even if she wants you to think so... Even though she lives in Switzerland...  


She's a zombie marmot... But marvelously sadistic, and that's great... But still a child...

but also...

*
But, how could I omit C ? Read, and look, he will maybe takl about Togo... We ought to go...


Wonderful ideas perfectly executed. Too bad a simple picture can't really show what his art must be in reality. Imagine something done by him and krackle !


Don't feed her either... But you can spam her.

*
He lives in Toulouse ! ... But please, don't ask him to tell you a joke... Well, you can, you can... He may show you how China is, Shangaï...

*
Don't frighten nor bully her... (well, not always...). "the rain must fall" ? Um.




Guess what, this is a third part thas has now become the fourth one.



Groups !





N'oubliez pas de venir sur le tchat de la FrencCo !



deviantID

Current Residence:
In a small hut, in the heart of the Argonnes' forest.

Interests:
Everything, except some.

Favourite bands or musicians (many...) :
The Beatles, The Doors, Syd Barrett, The Beach Boys, Bob Dylan, Voltaire, Hendrix, Bauhaus, ...

Favourite genre of music:
Classical , Rock, Metal (except Death Metal or this kind of thing we obviously can't call music), ... But also some Jazz or French or Italian popular music .
And yes, Krackle, I also like country music.

Favourite poet or writer:
E.M. Cioran, M. Leblanc, E.A. Poe, A. Artaud, P. Souvestre, Lautréamont, Villiers de l'Isle Adam, J. Moréas, J.K. Huysmans, Barbey d'Aurevilly...

Favourite photographer:
Don't know, so let's say me.

Favourite style of art:
As long as I like it.

Operating System:
Windows Vista AND ALSO WINDOWS XP NOW THAT'S AMAZING !

MP3 player of choice:
Archos 605

Favourite game:
Moria 2, Empire Earth, Total War series...

Favourite gaming platform:
Computer

Favourite cartoon character:
Uncle Scrooge and all Uncle Carl's (and Keno's) characters in general.

Personal Quote:
Em... Who... are... you ?

Tools of the Trade:
Pencil, Camera, The Gimp (sometimes).



And here's a dedication I got.